[ Her father was no less of a megalomaniac that way.
Kodachi was enjoying telling her story, her voice curling in delicious anticipation when -
She stared at him wide-eyed, so startled that she decided to flip back upright and land en pointe to face Riki. ]
Marriage isn't popular anymore? What is the world coming to?
[ She let out a dramatic sigh, falling to her knees and holding a hand to her forehead as she looked to the side, the very image of a distressed lady. ]
You owe me more than a bowl of ramen for delivering such horrid news - on top of having to replace that crate of bombs!
[Nonplussed, Riki lifted his chin, watching Kodachi nail a backflip from a stationary standing position nigh perfectly only to collapse just for the sake of theatrics. Mid-flip, he'd pulled out his phone to start scrolling down to see which places would be the busiest at that point in the evening.
His brow twitched when she pulled out her well-worn card. He wasn't going to fall for the dramatic despair for a fifth time.]
More than a bowl of ramen? Most of these places do water for free.
[He wasn't made of stone no matter what his weird kung-fu would have implied. Such was made evident when his otherwise stoic expression fell to pay Kodachi her attention when she moved into Act 2. The slight inclination he had that she might have fainted almost warranted a quick appraisal until she complained and kicked him in the ankle.]
Koda--
[Squatting down and holding his ankle, he huffed.]
You're lucky you look cute when you throw tantrums.
[Once he was done rubbing his ankle, he held out his arm for her, a sour little look on his face where there usually was one anyway.]
Fine. Tea. Dessert, too, but I'm choosing where cause I can't afford a whole sundae bar.
[The one time Ranma caught Riki and Kodachi spending time outside, he received a very grateful text from an unknown number. And another. And another. And another.
There were a fair number of positive responses to a relationship he hadn't managed to get to progress to a single, actual date.
He sighed at her and, in retrospect, the lot of them. All the while, Kodachi put on a rather coquettish expression that coaxed a little grin from him.]
Yeah, I bet he wouldn't. [Lay it on thicker, Samejima! At the time, it soured the taste of his battle okonomiyaki to be told to be so aggressive. There was no better way to get on someone's nerves than to throw one's weight around, he thought to himself in a room full of tools designed to help someone throw their weight around.]
If you're ready, it'll just take me a few to sweep up and lock the door.
[ To be fair, at the time Riki had caught them, Kodachi had been dangling Ranma over Mr. Green Turtle because he refused to eat the Valentine's Day chocolate that she'd bought for him. Riki had just caught them at the wrong moment is all - just a lover's quarrel. ]
If you insist.
[ He wasn't really insisting, but... semantics. Even poets had poetic license.
Kodachi flipped onto her feet and sashayed out the warehouse door, her "la la la~" following her as she skipped about. One could hear Sasuke's muffled shouting behind one of the storage rooms, but that was unimportant. ]
[He was just... so hungry. Absolutely everything about doing oddjobs for Kodachi ended in something catastrophic or some kind of convoluted altercation with a new martial artist.
The only bonus he could recall would be the really good restaurants throughout town. It turned out that having a passion for martial arts translated really well into culinary technique.]
Just don't get distracted--
[And she was off. Seeing her spring right back onto her feet and bound out of the warehouse as if gravity were simply a non-concern, Riki sighed and went about sweeping.
When he was done, he locked up, changed out of his jumpsuit and into jeans and a tee, making his way to the front. On the way, he hopped over moats with snapping turtles and lifted a giant boulder to get a single key out from under it to unlock the gate before passing to the street. Quietly, he reminded himself to go to the unemployment office for something with less travel time before and after work.
When he got to the front gate, Riki lifted his hand to shield his eyes from whatever bomb was sure to explode in his face.]
[ This time he'd stepped on the cobblestone that triggered a klaxon horn. No one even looked - the neighbors were accustomed to strange noises and explosions coming from the Kuno residence.
Kodachi herself was also unbothered, and she gave him a smile as she pirouetted in place. ]
[If it wasn't one, it was the other. He went stark-still at the noise, groaning just before he relaxed. He spotted Kodachi the moment he saw her mid-axis, furrowing his brows and hunching his shoulders so he could tag along with her.]
Yeah, yeah. You don't have schoolwork to do tonight, right?
[Genuine question. Not many people understood what in the world Principal Kuno did other than haunt the halls with clippers.
At a leisurely pace, he followed along. Riki didn't have much in his resume to speak of. Odd-jobs and a couple sentences ending with a prison-break. The only reason he wasn't in a cell had been that he took down Sabu but that wasn't going to keep him out for good. Refraining from mayhem on the street was important.]
I don't have any plans after this. Most of the guys run graveyard shifts so I'll probably just be...
[His train of thought, derailed.] Shoot. After this, I gotta fight a guy down at the pier.
It's not gonna be much of a fight. He doesn't even use one of those 'School of' styles.
[He probably shouldn't have begrudged the sheer number of dojos in Nerima. Most of them were somehow wealthy enough to keep afloat and have dinner on the table every night and plenty of them were willing to give him money to clean floors and trim gardens.
Noticing something important, he raised awareness to the dangers of walking ahead of him.]
What's a leg press? It sounds strange and unnecessary.
[ This coming from a member of the Kuno clan...
All of Kodachi's training had been practical. Tormenting her brother, feeding her crocodile, defending her honor in the most graceful and artistic way... There was just no other option but to live and breathe Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics. Exercise for a certain amount of time per day was unnecessary when even coming home from school meant jumping from rooftop to rooftop to divebomb one's sibling. ]
[Strange? Maybe. Most things sounded strange when they were unfamiliar but he couldn't imagine jumping from rooftop as she did wouldn't give her the same sort of exercise. He did leg presses because he didn't feel like getting caught and fined for loitering...
And, really, he didn't care too much about running around like a shinobi.]
Ahh, nevermind. Did you see 'Girl and Dragon' last night?
[Quite literally his favorite teen drama about a girl possessed by an ancient dragon trying to live an ordinary highschool life. The special effects were terrible but it had all the YA appeal he was an utter sucker for.]
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Date: 2023-02-20 06:59 pm (UTC)Kodachi was enjoying telling her story, her voice curling in delicious anticipation when -
She stared at him wide-eyed, so startled that she decided to flip back upright and land en pointe to face Riki. ]
Marriage isn't popular anymore? What is the world coming to?
[ She let out a dramatic sigh, falling to her knees and holding a hand to her forehead as she looked to the side, the very image of a distressed lady. ]
You owe me more than a bowl of ramen for delivering such horrid news - on top of having to replace that crate of bombs!
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Date: 2023-02-20 07:23 pm (UTC)His brow twitched when she pulled out her well-worn card. He wasn't going to fall for the dramatic despair for a fifth time.]
More than a bowl of ramen? Most of these places do water for free.
[It was definitely what she meant.]
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Date: 2023-02-20 07:28 pm (UTC)Kodachi let out a juddering sigh before completely collapsing onto the floor. ]
Free? Free? My heart is worth more than... free water!
[ She kicked a foot out in the throes of despair, and if it caught his ankle, that was completely not intentional. ]
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Date: 2023-02-20 08:05 pm (UTC)Koda--
[Squatting down and holding his ankle, he huffed.]
You're lucky you look cute when you throw tantrums.
[Once he was done rubbing his ankle, he held out his arm for her, a sour little look on his face where there usually was one anyway.]
Fine. Tea. Dessert, too, but I'm choosing where cause I can't afford a whole sundae bar.
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Date: 2023-02-21 03:20 pm (UTC)[ She seemed to bristle all over, like a cat ready to shred his face to ribbons -
And then she blushed and looked away with a little "oh~!" ]
I accept your terms. But I'll have you know, my fiancé won't accept you complimenting me in such a cavalier fashion!
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Date: 2023-02-22 05:26 am (UTC)There were a fair number of positive responses to a relationship he hadn't managed to get to progress to a single, actual date.
He sighed at her and, in retrospect, the lot of them. All the while, Kodachi put on a rather coquettish expression that coaxed a little grin from him.]
Yeah, I bet he wouldn't. [Lay it on thicker, Samejima! At the time, it soured the taste of his battle okonomiyaki to be told to be so aggressive. There was no better way to get on someone's nerves than to throw one's weight around, he thought to himself in a room full of tools designed to help someone throw their weight around.]
If you're ready, it'll just take me a few to sweep up and lock the door.
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Date: 2023-02-22 05:13 pm (UTC)If you insist.
[ He wasn't really insisting, but... semantics. Even poets had poetic license.
Kodachi flipped onto her feet and sashayed out the warehouse door, her "la la la~" following her as she skipped about. One could hear Sasuke's muffled shouting behind one of the storage rooms, but that was unimportant. ]
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Date: 2023-02-22 06:43 pm (UTC)The only bonus he could recall would be the really good restaurants throughout town. It turned out that having a passion for martial arts translated really well into culinary technique.]
Just don't get distracted--
[And she was off. Seeing her spring right back onto her feet and bound out of the warehouse as if gravity were simply a non-concern, Riki sighed and went about sweeping.
When he was done, he locked up, changed out of his jumpsuit and into jeans and a tee, making his way to the front. On the way, he hopped over moats with snapping turtles and lifted a giant boulder to get a single key out from under it to unlock the gate before passing to the street. Quietly, he reminded himself to go to the unemployment office for something with less travel time before and after work.
When he got to the front gate, Riki lifted his hand to shield his eyes from whatever bomb was sure to explode in his face.]
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Date: 2023-02-23 03:34 pm (UTC)Kodachi herself was also unbothered, and she gave him a smile as she pirouetted in place. ]
Shall we?
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Date: 2023-02-23 08:31 pm (UTC)Yeah, yeah. You don't have schoolwork to do tonight, right?
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Date: 2023-02-24 03:22 pm (UTC)[ He was literally writing her report for her. ]
What about you?
[ Without even waiting for his answer, she started walking down the street. ]
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Date: 2023-02-25 03:35 pm (UTC)[Genuine question. Not many people understood what in the world Principal Kuno did other than haunt the halls with clippers.
At a leisurely pace, he followed along. Riki didn't have much in his resume to speak of. Odd-jobs and a couple sentences ending with a prison-break. The only reason he wasn't in a cell had been that he took down Sabu but that wasn't going to keep him out for good. Refraining from mayhem on the street was important.]
I don't have any plans after this. Most of the guys run graveyard shifts so I'll probably just be...
[His train of thought, derailed.] Shoot. After this, I gotta fight a guy down at the pier.
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Date: 2023-02-25 03:42 pm (UTC)[ How else would they acquire their wealth? Aside from through generations of treasure, of course.
And, of course, Kodachi didn't expound on what exactly her father did. ]
Oh, a fight! I'm coming along.
[ She didn't ask if that was fine because she assumed he'd want an audience. ]
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Date: 2023-02-25 06:12 pm (UTC)[He probably shouldn't have begrudged the sheer number of dojos in Nerima. Most of them were somehow wealthy enough to keep afloat and have dinner on the table every night and plenty of them were willing to give him money to clean floors and trim gardens.
Noticing something important, he raised awareness to the dangers of walking ahead of him.]
Hey, what leg exercises do you do?
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Date: 2023-02-25 06:26 pm (UTC)[ At his question, Kodachi turned around, tilting her head to one side in puzzlement. ]
Hm? I don't exercise.
[ Ballet, gymnastics, martial arts... Those weren't exercise, were they? ]
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Date: 2023-02-25 10:59 pm (UTC)[He was pointedly trying to avoid giving the reason why he accepted the challenge. Most other times, he'd just ignore those guys.
Somehow, he didn't want to reveal how petty his reason had been.]
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Date: 2023-02-26 01:28 pm (UTC)[ This coming from a member of the Kuno clan...
All of Kodachi's training had been practical. Tormenting her brother, feeding her crocodile, defending her honor in the most graceful and artistic way... There was just no other option but to live and breathe Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics. Exercise for a certain amount of time per day was unnecessary when even coming home from school meant jumping from rooftop to rooftop to divebomb one's sibling. ]
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Date: 2023-02-28 03:19 am (UTC)[Strange? Maybe. Most things sounded strange when they were unfamiliar but he couldn't imagine jumping from rooftop as she did wouldn't give her the same sort of exercise. He did leg presses because he didn't feel like getting caught and fined for loitering...
And, really, he didn't care too much about running around like a shinobi.]
Ahh, nevermind. Did you see 'Girl and Dragon' last night?
[Quite literally his favorite teen drama about a girl possessed by an ancient dragon trying to live an ordinary highschool life. The special effects were terrible but it had all the YA appeal he was an utter sucker for.]